Its that time again folks for another trip to the Doodle Factory, where the hours are long, the pay is meager, and nothing makes any goddamn sense. Now get back to work, time is money!

Headspike

Some people like piercings. Some people like them a lot. This dude likes them so much he not only pierced his ear, but his jawbone as well, and drove a spike into the top of his head to boot. At the time it seemed like the next logical extreme in body modification, and I’m still surprised I haven’t seen this done at all. Check out that chin too. It doesn’t look kind of like an ass at all. It looks EXACTLY like an ass.

Boxy

It looks like Boxy (that’s his name) here has seen better days. I don’t know why he’s dead, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that his head isn’t attached to his little box body. He is completely dismembered for that matter. Perhaps he was killed because of his atrocious hairstyling. I mean look at it. Just one hair carefully curled over and over into a spring-like shape. If you’re going bald don’t try to salvage your looks by taking your single 6-foot long hair and piling it up on top. You deserved everything you got for that bullshit Boxy.

Crazy Viking

Look out! He’s CRAAAAZY! I know if I was a viking I would absolutely have a belt buckle with my cultural heritage stamped onto it. As it stands all my belt buckles are made of NES controllers, and that isn’t nearly as cool as being a viking. It looks like he has a collection of bones down at his feet, and I assume they belong to his latest victim. There seem to be a few bones missing, as well as all of the organs and flesh. We can only assume that Crazy Viking ate the rest. Hey, that amazing physique doesn’t come from eating Cheetos and Panda Express.

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-Andy