What time is it? Time to tour the doodle factory again kids! Lets see what they have on the assembly line today, and for God’s sake don’t get your fingers caught in any heavy machinery.

Cupid

sorry for the crap quality, but then again what do you expect from a guy who posts his doodles? So this is a horrifying version of cupid with butterfly wings, a melting pat of butter for a head, and some seriously deformed legs. I don’t think he realizes that he obviously isn’t the real cupid, and as a consequence has murdered a poor lad with his bow. He is missing that special magic the real cupid has, namely the ability to not look completely terrifying to the stoutest of our warriors. He is saying, “I bring you love,” but any wise man would be hauling ass in the opposite direction too fast to hear this.

Dog on Skates

Well, it’s a dog with what looks like the head of Butterbean attached to him. There are too many screwed up things in this small doodle to rightly grasp at once so take your time pondering it. I was a physics whiz so I knew about centers of gravity and the effects massive fat-man heads have on tiny dog bodies, so I added a fishing hook/line attached to his tail so he wouldn’t tip over. This was not enough so I added a lead weight to his tail as well. Add a levitating cowboy hat and a circular saw blade embedded in his back and you got yourself a fine looking freak show. The rock? Well, you see, it’s a rock…

Eyes Gone

Well technically the eyes are still there, they are just a little worse for wear. He doesn’t seem too concerned about the fact that his eyeballs have experienced a severe blowout. This doodle is a prime example of my preferred head shape: Lumpy, huge brow ridge, and ridiculous ass-chin. Keep on truckin’ little severely wounded dude. Don’t let anything get you down.

Previous production runs of the factory here.

-Andy