Today we switch the doodlin’ machines into high gear so you, the reader, can enjoy the fruits of our labors. Working overtime in dangerous conditions with no compensation and abusive foremen isn’t the best life, but it’s worth it as long as everyone gets a laugh. Twelve men died in the production of these doodles, so you better fucking laugh, so help me God…

Fruity

This odd little feller is one in a series of “fruity” guys I have doodled. See, he’s even telling you he’s fruity, you don’t have to take my word for it! So yeah, basically a very effeminate guy with a bit of makeup on, long luscious lashes, porno-grade finger nails, and a dainty little handkerchief. I might have been pushing it with the inclusion of the apple, an actual item of fruit, though. I pride myself in my subtlety and that is just a little ham-fisted. Also, we got the return of the ass-chin from previous Doodle Factories.

Gadget Wapper

Okay I am not sure if “wap” is a real word first of all. I may have dreamed it up. Let’s just agree that “wap” is a verb meaning basically “to strike vigorously.” With that out of the way, you can see Inspector Gadget’s newest, um… gadget. The “wapper” is basically a wood plank wrapped in barbed wire, with nails through it, engulfed in burning fire.

The good inspector has deployed it against some sort of cloud bodied, spike eyed monster/man. I guess the parrot on his shoulder told him to do it. You know what, fuck it. This one is totally incomprehensible and we haven’t even gotten to Gadget’s choice in footwear. Let’s let posterity decipher it because I can’t, and I’m the one who drew it!

PhineASS Gage

Bear with me on this, because this one has a history lesson behind it. Back in the day, when the iron horse was stretching its way across this great country, a man named Phineas Gage was working on the railroad and encountered an accident wherein a metal rod or spike of some sort was blasted into his head. Instead of dying, however, Phineas merely experienced a dramatic change in personality. He became an unbearable asshole. Read more here if’n you want to.

So anyways, that is why this doodle is called PhineASS. I wasn’t at the scene of the accident so I wouldn’t trust this as an actual, factual representation of what went down. I doubt Phineas would be working on the railroads with a glorious pair of wings like that.

Fly on over to my other doodle factory updates.

-Andy