Most doodle factories have been shifted overseas to take advantage of cheap sweatshop labor, but not my doodle factory. As long as I’m alive Doodle Factory doodles will continue to be produced by the American worker, for the American worker. Let me show you what American pride and know how can do, by gum.

Spanish Armada

This one was probably made during a history class. I say probably because there were almost no notes on the entire page this thing was drawn on. It is an interesting historical fact that the emblem for the Spanish Monarchy at the time of the Armada was a gigantic, toothsome, bellowing head. This is a depiction of the events leading up to the destruction of the Spanish Armada by the English. Obviously things did not go well from the start, with vessels engulfed in flame and crewmen jumping overboard into the mouths of waiting sharks.

To top it off, apparently the good Lord took exception to the Armada and summarily crushed it under his mighty and vengeful thumb. I hope this lesson has helped you build an appreciation for the colorful history that has shaped our world.

Big Ear

Welp, that sure is a big ear. I guess it makes up for the fact that his other one is totally missing. And maybe the fact that he has no body whatsoever. I imagine existence is pretty hellish for this little guy being nothing but a head planted into a floating chunk of earth by three spikes. By the looks of things he doesn’t get much sleep judging by the bags under his eyes. With an ear like that I bet he’s kept up all night by the the faucet dripping. I am assuming there is a separate, un-pictured faucet on another floating earth-chunk.

Curvy Head

This guy appears on the same page as Big Ear up there. It may surprise folks to know that I never had a drug problem, neither in my formative years, nor when I drew these doodles. So what to say about this guy… Sucks to be him! Seriously, get a load of that ass-chin. He could bludgeon people to death with that thing, if it wasn’t such a ridiculous isthmus of head-flesh. All that ugliness and he’s even gone bald. Not that a full head of thick hair hydrated with the latest hair-care products would help him induce anything but horror in anyone who gets a good look at him. He kinda reminds me of that Chinese face-tumor dude.

That’s it for this week. Check back soon for more doodles, and remember to check out the Doodle Factory archives. I promise next time I will choose less scary ones.

-Andy