Our clients recently put in an order for 12,000 units of doodles, so it’s time for the factory to ramp up production. Let’s check in and see what those hard workin’ blue collarin’ doodle manufacturers are rolling off the assembly lines.

Frenchman

I was not always as worldly as I am now. In fact I used to have some strange ideas about other cultures and peoples. Take this depiction of a Frenchman for example. With the benefit of experience under my belt I no longer believe the French are a people of hammer wielding, spike footed lunatics with the jaws of an over-sized dung beetle. See that thing to the upper left of his head? It’s a Jerrycan full of gasoline being poured onto his mouth parts. See that small thing flying in from the left side of the image? It’s a lit match.

Eric the Red

Another example of my razor sharp wit, this is a drawing of famous viking leader Eric the Red. Originally this drawing was in blue ball point pen, hence Eric’s protest. Also, just in case you don’t know what a ruler is, I decided to illustrate one below Eric. Now that I have given you all a ruler drawing maybe I can FINALLY stop getting email requests for them.

Gunpowder Pope

That sounds like a great name for a band. This doodle springs from the eternal question: “What if the Pope suddenly began to turn into gunpowder, leaving a flammable trail wherever he went?” At least that was a nagging question in my mind during this doodle’s production. Looks like all those candles the catholics like so much finally caught up to the old Vicar of Christ.

That’s it for this installment. Check back for more drawings by a retard so you can laugh and throw virtual beer cans at him.

Everybody!  Here’s more Doodle Factory!  HEEEAAAAHALALKHSDFOIS!

-Andy