Let me preface this by saying I have never really been a professional wrestling fan. Sure everyone knew how bad ass Hulk Hogan was when they were a kid, but it isn’t like I look back on a lifetime of nostalgia for large sweaty dudes slapping each other on the chest. Being a pro wrestling die-hard is down there on the list of thing I would brag about along side being a serial killer and owning the biggest anime collection this side of the Mississippi.
That said, I believe it is my duty to let the world know just how awesome the Macho Man Randy Savage was back in the day. On a friend’s recommendation I found several incredible interviews with the Macho Man from the early 90s, and boy howdy are they great. Take a look:
“MAN…WOW, MAN FREAKOUT!”
“My curiosity is killing me just like a CAT would be killed by the curiosity, YEAH!”
If pro wrestling had geniuses like this still around, maybe it would be an acceptable form of entertainment. I guess it just goes to show that even inbred hicks had better taste back in the day.
-Andy








Man I told you that this stuff was amazing IM A CHAMILLION YEAH I never knew the macho man was such a bad ass he cant sing or dance but he can make romance haha
There’s like a billion of these on youtube. Did this guy ever say anything that wasn’t completely insane?
He has gotten worse if you get real bored check out his rap song BE A MAN where he calls out Hogan for selling out its the funniest thing I have ever heard
HAHA hooooly shit. My mind is blown.
Yeah I guess combining tight bandanas, thousands of slim jims, and copious amounts of cocaine will result in creative brilliance.
He is my hero yeeeeaaah. The greatest intercontinental heavy weight champion in the world.
The rap song is great.
What a great article! Macho Man was a one of a kind, and pro wrestling needs desperately characters like him.