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Entrecard Anti-Contest Entrants! pt. 2

Published on February 8, 2008 in art and internet. 5 Comments

If you’re looking for the Friday Night Nerd, I gave him a wedgie and stuffed him in a locker. We’ll let him out next week.

For contest rules see two posts down, or go here. For some more entries go here. Basically, send me a drawing of either a unicorn or Arnold Schwarzenegger and you get a chance to win 1000 EC credits.

Time for more poop from a butt!

Aywren from Wayfarer Wings was the only one to send me an image exactly 500 pixels wide, which is JUST PERFECT!

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I almost didn’t put this one up it was so fruity, but I’m a man of my word.

Jason from GorillaSushi stole this kidz menu from the local diner:

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Now someone just needs to color this shit in!

RollerKaty from the The RollerBlog sent me this at 3:00 in the friggin morning.

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Go to sleep.

Deimos Tel`Arin from ahkong.net wore me out first thing this morning typing out his ridiculous name.  Oh yeah he has a drawing too:

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 Yes, because The Terminator looked EXACTLY like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

More posted as I receive them!

-Andy

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Entrecard Anti-Contest Entrants!

Published on February 7, 2008 in art and internet. 14 Comments

For contest rules see one post down, or go here. Basically, send me a drawing of either a unicorn or Arnold Schwarzenegger and you get a chance to win 1000 EC credits.

Now on to the Entries!

C-Squared over at An Unsuspecting Notebook is the first to enter with this work of wonderment and beauty:

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I don’t know what’s going on here, but that unicorn’s horn looks like rolled up newspaper.

BigPappa from the depths of The Big Bald Blog emerged long enough to spit this image forth:

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Now that, my friends, is magical. Also I think he wanted you to see this.

Claire who writes A little piece of me had a seizure at the computer while MS Paint was open and sent me the results:

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Lookit them evil yellow eyes.

Chelle B. at The Offended Blogger sent me a multi-media work in graphite and clip art.

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It’s a good thing you included your name. Don’t want anyone else claiming credit for this masterpiece.

Here’s Deb of Deb on the Rocks. What has she got for us?

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What?!? No.

Kevin at Review Bunker takes us back in time with old school Arnold:

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Old school Arnold with grade school skills. Nice ankle muscles he has too.

Let’s welcome Asara from Asara’s Mental Meanderings. Looks like she decided to render Arnold in the roll he was born to play:

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Arnold vs the Confetti Streamers!

Susie of Pencil Drawing Sketch Art fame attempts Arnie in a, well, pencil drawing sketch.

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So life like I feel like I could reach out and touch it.

That’s it for now. More to be added as I receive them!

-Andy

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Emeril… BAM! BAM! BOOM! I mean BAM!

Published on January 24, 2008 in TV and art. 5 Comments

He makes some decent stuff I guess, but holy shit does Emeril look like a deer in headlights during his shows.  I get the feeling just looking at him that he has no clue what is happening, like he has just awakened from a 17 year coma and finds himself on the set of Emeril Live with a handful of garlic in one hand and a burlap sack of cayenne pepper in the other.

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“BAM!”

Oh shit what the hell am I doing?  I’m in way over my head here.  Who are these people?  They’re all looking at me…what do I say?  Better say something… anything…

“BAM!”

The best part is he looks the same way in Essence of Emeril, his non-live show.

Even though he has some serious Thufir Hawat eyebrows I like him a thousand times more than that hag from the abyssal depths, Paula Deen.

-Andy

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Bacon is Very Good

Published on January 20, 2008 in art. 10 Comments

A lazy Sunday calls for a lazy update. Or an inspired one, you make the call. All I know is that I woke up with an intense desire for bacon today, and my thoughts drifted to this painting I made some time back. Acrylic on canvas, 10×10 in.

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So tell me what emotions this piece brings out in you. What symbolism do you see? Are you a bacon person or do you prefer sausage? I bet you prefer sausage, you seem like the type.

-Andy

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Paula DEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Published on January 15, 2008 in art. 6 Comments

Paula DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

-Andy

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