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.GIF Critique Theatre for 2-28-08

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Welcome to the GIF Critique Theatre, a place where the lovers of art and technology come together to explore the world of the .GIF image as art. Analysis, appreciation, and insight are the orders of the day, as well as a bunch of words used only in the cutthroat world of competitive scrabble. Onward, the knowledge you crave so deeply is just a few short words away.

 

Blackdance

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Just as we must appreciate a Renaissance fresco in conjunction with the time it was produced, so to must we consider a .GIF image in context. This turn of the century work by an early American .GIF artisan is the product of the prevailing views toward African-Americans around the year 2000.

We may find such imagery distasteful now, but we must remember that every artist is a slave to the time at which they were born. Had Rembrandt been alive today, he may very well have been remembered for a performance piece in which he shaves his eyebrows while defecating into a box of Honey-Nut Cheerios. This work is in no way malicious, but it does showcase subtle prejudices of the time. The belief that all blacks are born to dance, as well as their depiction as a violent race by including red boxing gloves on the figures’ hands are beliefs no longer held by society as a whole and are no longer found in more modern works. The subconscious prejudice runs so deep that boxing gloves were even included on the feet, indicating the figures used them in similar fashion as the hands, much like an ape.

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These views are no longer accepted in American society, but were commonplace in 2000. A wise student of the .GIF image will always remember to take into account historical context when analyzing a .GIF image for meaning.

 

Sparkle Car

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This depiction of a glittering sports car is the product of contemporary .GIF artist Eli Gomez. Gomez is a well known figure in the conceptual .GIF movement. We were recently able to interview Gomez over telephone regarding the intention of this piece.

“Sparkling Car is my message to the materialists of the world. So called “bling” is nothing but a transitory speed bump in the pursuit of what is truly valuable in life. Do you have any idea how much it costs to coat a Lamborghini in glitter? I don’t, but you can bet some of these misguided fat-cats know all about that? See how the car exists in a cold, lifeless void? Where is it going? it is nothing more than a gaudy display speeding toward a destiny of nothingness.”

 

UFO Chasing Skeleton.

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This work by an unknown .GIF artist is a true masterpiece. Much effort has been expended trying to uncover the source of this amazing work, but in all probability the artist has succumbed to the extravagant excesses of the .GIF world.

This work was found abandoned on a humble abandoned Star Craft: Brood War strategy tips website in late 1999 and recently went in auction for a sky-high price of $1.23. Such is the tragedy of .GIF artistry; the greatest artist are discovered only after their time. In all likelihood the unknown creator died penniless in a back alley after a particularly severe LSD trip left him confused and disoriented.

Perhaps the artist was running from his own demons, much like the skeleton in his work is pursued relentlessly by a laser wielding UFO. Unlike the artist, however, not even death is an escape from a tortured existence for the skeletal subject. Certainly one of the greater masterpieces of our time.

Excuse me now, gentle readers, for I am overcome with emotion and must be left in silent contemplation. Until next time here are some more .GIF Critique Theatre episodes.

-Andy

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.GIF Critique Theatre for 1-30-08

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Welcome, seekers of the inner truth, to .GIF Critique Theatre. This week we examine .GIF art portraying environmental themes, and the place humanity takes in this environment. .GIF image artistry has a long and complex relationship with the natural world, going back many couples of years. I hope you will find as much mental sustenance for your questing mind as I do in these masterworks of the grand art of .GIFcraft.

Growing Tree

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The growing tree is an example of the meticulous design and attention to pacing that is a hallmark of early English .GIF artistry. Notice the slight pause the swaying tree makes as the human emerges for the first time from betwixt its verdant foliage. Notice, too, the lingering shot of the ejected human on the ground. This was intentionally done to give the viewer time to mentally register the message this .GIF holds before launching into another iteration.

And just what is this message? Obviously the artist was attempting to portray the link mankind has with the natural world. Indeed this piece emphasizes the fact that we are born of Mother Nature’s womb, for where else would we have our genesis? Man is not present until the lush greenery has fully billowed forth. Interesting is man’s attempt to escape this natural eden, and the tree’s violent response to this.

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As complex thematically as this work is, the artist failed to pay heed to execution. Man is a crudely depicted facsimile who does not engender sympathy. The artist squanders an opportunity for greater emotional impact and identification in his careless depiction of man’s form at the mercy of a vengeful Mother Earth.

Tools2

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Tools2 is the second in the series “What Hath Man Wrought” by Egyptian .GIF artist Sammar Jones. The series deals with modern technology in relation to the human condition, and specifically asks the question, “Are we truly better off for technology’s presence?”

In a VoIP interview, we asked Sammar Jones about the inspiration for his work.

“I have strong feelings that technology is impeding mankind’s humanity. For instance, Just the other month I had flown in to New York on business. I was on my cellphone with my wife, who was going to undergo a minor operation to remove a painful cyst, when a careless passerby on a bicycle skidded through a puddle of water and splashed me. I was so angry that day that I nearly dropped my ipod while shaking my fist.”

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“Now, had we never invented the wheel, the rude individual would not have been biking, and I would not have been wet. If mankind had never developed clothing I would not have had my soaked underwear riding up my crack all afternoon. In these ways we are living in a technological hell.”

“My work is like that. The hammer pounds and pounds, but for all its complexity and space age materials it can not drive the nail home. It’s circuitry and superconducting polarized ionic head is not able to perform the task a simple rock would have no trouble completing.”

Overwater

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Overwater is very similar in theme to Jones’s Tools2, but the execution and mood are entirely different. Instead of dwelling in a negative way about the harm technology has done to man’s satisfaction, the artist here focuses on the beauty of nature in such a way as to make all of man’s scientific progress seem trite. The airplane literally hovers motionless as we are captivated by the completely natural lapping of waves.

This work makes the point that, although we live in a jungle of concrete and stainless steel, the beauty of nature can be had just by the act of shifting our focus. In the artist’s mind communing with nature has healing properties in an artificial setting. Yes, we have the ability to fly to our destination in a gas fueled mechanized airplane, but might we also swim in the cooling waters of Mother Earth with the destination being the same?

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Thank you, kind reader, for your patronage at the .GIF Critique Theatre. We do hope you will peruse our gallery during our next show, a look at the .GIF image in the political arena.

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-Andy

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.GIF Critique Theatre for 1-12-08

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Part three in our 217 part series of .GIF analysis takes us back to the fascinating world of the animated .GIF image; a medium that’s time has come and gone, but has left a lasting impression upon the art world. Today we discuss .GIF images from a variety of multi-cultural sources, and try to reconcile that diversity with the classic vision of the American Dream. So break out those brandy snifters; it’s time to get cultured!

Artist Painting

 

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This work was made in early 2001, after the dot com bubble burst lead to skyrocketing unemployment for internet laborers. With the soup kitchens and unemployment lines of the 1930s back, The roll of the .GIF artist was an uncertain one at best.

This piece by Stubby Jeremiah portrays that uncertainty and became a symbol of the times. Notice the constant distraction from his work, as though the artist is unable to concentrate for more than two seconds before the grim realities of life intrude. Inadequate food, shelter, and shabby computers were concrete problems faced every day throughout the months following the dot com cash.

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Many .GIF artists turned to more traditional media like acrylics or burned Jesus images on toast in order to scrape by. Some, like the artist portrayed here, kept their faith in the return of the .GIF image as a viable way to make a living even though they were beset on all sides by troubles. Sadly, Stubby Jeremiah was found dead two months later, starved waiting for a web page to load on inadequate bandwidth.

Spinning Peace Sign

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Unlike Artist Painting, Spinning Peace Sign was conceived in the carefree era before the dot com bubble burst, and attempts to portray the feelings of exuberance and carefree spirit of the time. At least to the untrained eye it may seem that way, but a closer look reveals much more than what the artist himself sees in his work. Artist William Buttz: “Seriously its just a peace sign that spins. What is so hard to understand about that? If I wanted to make a social statement I wouldn’t have made a shitty spinning peace sign. Now get out of my apartment before I call the police.”

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With all due respect to Buttz, there is much more to this piece than first meets the eye, and through constant analysis and reanalysis scholars have unlocked the hidden message this masterpiece holds. The secret lies in the green, mold-like substance covering the face of the symbol. Some may mistake this for a tie-dye pattern, but in actuality it is symbolic of the decay attacking the internet based economy of the dot com era. William Buttz was one of the few to foresee the dot com bubble burst and portray it in his work as a warning for others. Again, artist William Buttz: “That is fucking ridiculous. The cops will be here any minute now. If I could predict the future like that, why did I lose my job and have my house foreclosed when the bubble burst? Enjoy your night in jail because the cops just pulled up you retarded asshole.”

Spinning Yin-Yang

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This work from the far east (New Hampshire) attempts to meld ancient Buddhist philosophy with western business practices. The vibrant colors attempt to show a… I can’t stop looking at it. Look at it spin. It isn’t stopping.

 

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Somebody help me, I can’t look away. It… It’s in my brain. Somebody please stop it. There is nothing, only the spinning orangeness. One God…NO! MUST FIGHT IT! Only… one… way… out… must reach gun rack. Goodbye gentle readers… May we meet… in the next life.

 

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.GIF Critique Theatre for 1-3-08

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It is time once again, gentle reader, to broaden our artistic horizons and partake of those ever flailing bastions of internet artistry and good taste. I am speaking of the animated .GIF image of course. .GIF Critique Theatre strives to spotlight the masterpieces and the masters of this powerful art form for you, our beloved reader.

This week we explore the world of the “Under Construction” .GIF image and the artists who work in the field. While long considered outsiders in the serious .GIF community, these utilitarians are fast winning the support of the avant-garde .GIF enthusiast with their works soaring in desirability and, consequently, price. Many pieces are going for dozens of cents in the open markets. Let us examine the allure driving these pieces’ popularity.

Under Construction with Lens Flares

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This piece is the product of Robert Twiddlethorpe, a veteran .GIF artist based in the American Southwest. The contrast of the simplistic and iconically stylized rendering of the barricade clashes with the photorealism employed in the flashing lens flare. This serves as a jarring reminder of the realities of website construction laid over a cartoonish portrayal by the media.

Twiddlethorpe states, “I have seen the immigrant website construction crews sweltering under the hot Arizona sun. There is real hardship visible in their layouts. Their HTML a tense struggle between the need for a decent meal and the struggle to create one more <div>. I have tasted their suffering alongside them, and boy is it delicious. Have you ever had a tamale made by a Mexican web developer? Good shit.”

Fetus Under Construction

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This piece by activist-turned-artist Alice Fartz is certainly among the most controversial. The strong pro-life background of Ms. Fartz has caused quite a stir amid the largely liberal .GIF community. Nevertheless, this has not stopped “Fetus Under Construction” from being shown in the prestigious LouvreDUDE MySpace.

The piece seeks to remind viewers that the fledgling website, like a fetus, is but a smaller, possibly pinker version of its final form. And like the fetus becoming an adult, the tiny newborn website may one day blossom into the biggest depository of HUGE BOOB PIX on the internet.

Construction Sign with Shoveler

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“Construction Sign with Shoveler” is .GIF artist Antonio Banderas’s (no relation) self portrait of life working in a globalized society under the thumb of mega-corporations. In a gallery show opening address in 2005, Bandaras spoke specifically of this piece:

“Early in my life I worked for the capitalist pigs in one of their Wal-Marts. It was then I realized that no matter how hard I worked scooping the indeterminate black matter there was always more to do. It never stopped, and would not until I died. It was as if an invisible triangular border were around my person stopping me from escaping my destiny. No matter how hard I tried I could not escape.”

“This border is society, and society will work you for its own benefit until you die, and maybe beyond that. In fact I am certain that the government is working on a reanimation serum to bring the dead back to life in order to have a constant supply of slave labor for their secret cauliflower mines in Area 51…”

Well said Antonio, well said. Join us next time oh reader of my heart as we examine the impact flaming email buttons had on the American suffrage movement of the early 20th century.

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-Andy

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Welcome to the .GIF Critique Theatre

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.GIF Critique Theatre is a new feature wherein we partake of the pinnacle of the web’s visual arts, the animated .GIF image. An art dating back to the last millennium, the .GIF image is something to be savored and mulled over like an exquisite painting by Rembrandt or Van Gogh. Like these works we can glimpse something of the artist frozen in eternity amongst the franticly gyrating clip art they produce. Join me, will you, as we explore the rich, evocative, and always spinnin’ world of the .GIF image.

Spinnin’ Skull

 

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Our journey begins most appropriately in the beginning. The classic Spinnin’ Skull is a work whose origins are lost in the annals of time. What is known is that this simple work has inspired and paved the way for every generation of .GIF artist to come, from the old Dutch school of Rotating Link Buttons, to the more modern Sparkling Glitter Text movement. It has been shown in the old galleries of GeoCities, and has recently been displayed in MySpaces across the globe.

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There is something timeless about this piece, and it is with great irony that the major theme displayed is one of impermanence. The skull itself is a symbol of the transitory nature of life, however it is evident that the artist believed that even in death one could not find peace. The skull spins as if afraid to turn its back on whatever may creep up on it. It speaks to mankind’s common paranoia and our inability to let our guard down, even when reduced to nothing but a rotating skull floating in a void. Truly a classic for the ages.

Wacky Satellite

 

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Moving forward we are showcasing a more modern work by German .GIF artist Hans Durklestein. In a 1998 interview with .GIF industry magazine Links on Fire Hans explains his motivation for his work in this excerpt.

“I consider Wacky Sattelite to be my masterpiece. It is the culmination of years of painstaking work hunched over a keyboard prodding the unyielding pixels into my bidding. At its heart is my frustration laid bare for the world to see.

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The whole thing came to me in an instant, see I was sitting there trying to get a satellite signal on my TV to watch the Packers game and no matter how hard I tried it wouldn’t come through. I thought Jesus H Christ, what the hell is wrong with this crazy satellite, and the rest is history. Yeah I am German still shut up.”

Wooden Ball of Thanks

 

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Here we see a work of unbridled whimsy by folk .GIF artist Joan Webster. Webster has recently caught the eye of the high .GIF world with her use of natural simulated materials, in this case wood-like pixels. Fashioned into a ball.

The image in this charming piece is clear: THANKS. The word appears three times in the composition and we are compelled to at least nod our head in recognition of the overwhelming thankfulness this .GIF exudes. When the piece was shown in New York’s Best of the Guestbook show last April, show organizers would often hear patrons whispering a “Your very, very welcome” under their breath, so powerful was the impact it had.

Please join us next time as we look at the works of .GIF surrealist Gumbadore Wally. You haven’t seen anything till you’ve seen a clock both melting AND spinning at the same time.

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–Andy

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