He makes some decent stuff I guess, but holy shit does Emeril look like a deer in headlights during his shows.  I get the feeling just looking at him that he has no clue what is happening, like he has just awakened from a 17 year coma and finds himself on the set of Emeril Live with a handful of garlic in one hand and a burlap sack of cayenne pepper in the other.

“BAM!”

Oh shit what the hell am I doing?  I’m in way over my head here.  Who are these people?  They’re all looking at me…what do I say?  Better say something… anything…

“BAM!”

The best part is he looks the same way in Essence of Emeril, his non-live show.

Even though he has some serious Thufir Hawat eyebrows I like him a thousand times more than that hag from the abyssal depths, Paula Deen.

-Andy