The internet is by and large a worthless waste of resources. This is a given, and there is no denying this stone cold fact. Countless emo myspaces, horrifying furry Deviantart galleries, and porn for every detestable fetish you can imagine (and many you can not) make up the bulk of our precious web.
However, there is always a ray of hope. I am sure many of you have seen what I am about to show you already since it has been making the rounds for the last few days, but I would be neglecting my duty if I didn’t try to spread the good word as far as I can. Gentle readers, I present Lasagna Cat; a satire so epic it is destined to find its place next to “A Modest Proposal.”
Lasagna Cat is a “tribute” to Jim Davis, an undead cartoonist who continues to produce the comic strip Garfield in a truly zombie like fashion staggering and sputtering around while never managing a cohesive or worthwhile joke. Watch each and every one of the videos. They are the work of Fatal Farm, an outfit worthy of being checked out in itself. Some highlights from Lasagna Cat:
http://www.lasagnacat.com/Bailamos.mov
http://www.lasagnacat.com/Chattahoochee.mov
http://www.lasagnacat.com/HeadLikeAHole.mov
Why are you still reading this like a sucker? These videos are the reason the internet was created. They are the pinnacle of all humanity has striven for. Go now.
-Andy
Let me preface this by saying I have never really been a professional wrestling fan. Sure everyone knew how bad ass Hulk Hogan was when they were a kid, but it isn’t like I look back on a lifetime of nostalgia for large sweaty dudes slapping each other on the chest. Being a pro wrestling die-hard is down there on the list of thing I would brag about along side being a serial killer and owning the biggest anime collection this side of the Mississippi.
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