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Oh Yeah, Contest Winner…

Published on February 10, 2008 in internet. 4 Comments

I’m supposed to select a winner for my anti-contest I guess. Let’s see here, through the magic of my secret formula (random number generator) I have selected…

Susie from Pencil Drawing Sketch Art! COME ON DOWN!

1000 EC credits richer and all for a 5 minute drawing of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Good Luck to Susie in the future, and for all the other contestants… how does it feel to be a batch of losers?

Now that this lame ass contest is over I can stop posting about it and get on with real content…although I can’t promise I won’t do something similar in the future. Maybe something with a prize worth more than a quarter bag of charcoal briquettes.

-Andy

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Entrecard Anti-Contest Entrants! pt. 2

Published on February 8, 2008 in art and internet. 5 Comments

If you’re looking for the Friday Night Nerd, I gave him a wedgie and stuffed him in a locker. We’ll let him out next week.

For contest rules see two posts down, or go here. For some more entries go here. Basically, send me a drawing of either a unicorn or Arnold Schwarzenegger and you get a chance to win 1000 EC credits.

Time for more poop from a butt!

Aywren from Wayfarer Wings was the only one to send me an image exactly 500 pixels wide, which is JUST PERFECT!

I almost didn’t put this one up it was so fruity, but I’m a man of my word.

Jason from GorillaSushi stole this kidz menu from the local diner:

Now someone just needs to color this shit in!

RollerKaty from the The RollerBlog sent me this at 3:00 in the friggin morning.

Go to sleep.

Deimos Tel`Arin from ahkong.net wore me out first thing this morning typing out his ridiculous name. Oh yeah he has a drawing too:

Yes, because The Terminator looked EXACTLY like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Entrecard Anti-Contest Entrants!

Published on February 7, 2008 in art and internet. 14 Comments

For contest rules see one post down, or go here. Basically, send me a drawing of either a unicorn or Arnold Schwarzenegger and you get a chance to win 1000 EC credits.

Now on to the Entries!

C-Squared over at An Unsuspecting Notebook is the first to enter with this work of wonderment and beauty:

I don’t know what’s going on here, but that unicorn’s horn looks like rolled up newspaper.

BigPappa from the depths of The Big Bald Blog emerged long enough to spit this image forth:

Now that, my friends, is magical. Also I think he wanted you to see this.

Claire who writes A little piece of me had a seizure at the computer while MS Paint was open and sent me the results:

Lookit them evil yellow eyes.

Chelle B. at The Offended Blogger sent me a multi-media work in graphite and clip art.

It’s a good thing you included your name. Don’t want anyone else claiming credit for this masterpiece.

Here’s Deb of Deb on the Rocks. What has she got for us?

What?!? No.

Kevin at Review Bunker takes us back in time with old school Arnold:

Old school Arnold with grade school skills. Nice ankle muscles he has too.

Let’s welcome Asara from Asara’s Mental Meanderings. Looks like she decided to render Arnold in the roll he was born to play:

Arnold vs the Confetti Streamers!

Susie of Pencil Drawing Sketch Art fame attempts Arnie in a, well, pencil drawing sketch.

So life like I feel like I could reach out and touch it.

That’s it for now. More to be added as I receive them!

-Andy

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Entrecard Anti-Contest…Contest

Published on February 7, 2008 in internet. 16 Comments

Subscribe to my Feed? NO!

Make a billion comments on my posts to make me look like Mr. Popular? NO!

Shit up your own blog by writing about my retarded contest on it? HELL NO!

Here at Station Atomica we do things differently. If there’s one thing I’ve learned since starting this site, it’s that I hate contests. Some people may love ‘em to death and put a new one up every other day, but for me it would be compromising my content, shitty as it already is. In the words of Jean-Luc Picard in First Contact, “The line must be drawn HERE! This far, NO FARTHER!”

You see, I am not about to offer anything valuable in a contest, because if I had anything like that I would have transformed it into video games and hookers with the magic of the free market. And I’m not going to do a standard win-some-Entrecard-credits by-sucking-Station-Atomica-off, because nobody cares. In fact, for those of you who don’t know what “Entrecard credits” are, feel free to substitute the words “Monopoly money” in their place.

So here’s the deal. I’ll give 1000 EC credits to one lucky entry in my anti-contest contest. Entry is easy, and fun too! All you have to do is:

Send me an email (address is at the bottom of this post) with your chosen online moniker. Use anything you want. But try to make it something you wouldn’t mind being published.

Include a link to your Entrecard website where I’ll send the phat lewt if you happen to win.

Now here’s the fun part. Attached to this email there has to be an image of your making. Use MS Paint, Photoshop, or the finest oil paints on canvas, it doesn’t matter. Artistic ability won’t really get you any closer to winning.

The image itself has to depict one of the following: A Magical Unicorn, or Arnold Schwarzenegger from memory. Here’s an example:

The catch is that when you send me these images, I am going to slap them right up on my website for the whole world to see! Each entry will appear with your name and a link back to your website from the email! Oh yeah, by entering this contest you are giving me permission to post your image and bla bla bla. Lets recap:

Make a crappy 5 minute doodle

Send an email

Sit back while I put a link to your site up, and possibly give you 1000 EC credits.

Contest ends on Sunday whenever I feel like it, and the winner will be chosen based on a super secret formula. Like I said, artistic ability counts for squat, but if you make an especially deformed drawing that makes me laugh, that counts for a lot. Entries will be judged without regard to the sender, so if you are my BFF it won’t matter one iota. Let’s see your creative side, people!

Here are the current entrants.

-Andy

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