Let me preface this by saying I have never really been a professional wrestling fan. Sure everyone knew how bad ass Hulk Hogan was when they were a kid, but it isn’t like I look back on a lifetime of nostalgia for large sweaty dudes slapping each other on the chest. Being a pro wrestling die-hard is down there on the list of thing I would brag about along side being a serial killer and owning the biggest anime collection this side of the Mississippi.

That said, I believe it is my duty to let the world know just how awesome the Macho Man Randy Savage was back in the day. On a friend’s recommendation I found several incredible interviews with the Macho Man from the early 90s, and boy howdy are they great. Take a look:

“MAN…WOW, MAN FREAKOUT!”

“My curiosity is killing me just like a CAT would be killed by the curiosity, YEAH!”

If pro wrestling had geniuses like this still around, maybe it would be an acceptable form of entertainment. I guess it just goes to show that even inbred hicks had better taste back in the day.

-Andy