Our clients recently put in an order for 12,000 units of doodles, so it’s time for the factory to ramp up production. Let’s check in and see what those hard workin’ blue collarin’ doodle manufacturers are rolling off the assembly lines.
Frenchman
I was not always as worldly as I am now. In fact I used to have some strange ideas about other cultures and peoples. Take this depiction of a Frenchman for example. With the benefit of experience under my belt I no longer believe the French are a people of hammer wielding, spike footed lunatics with the jaws of an over-sized dung beetle. See that thing to the upper left of his head? It’s a Jerrycan full of gasoline being poured onto his mouth parts. See that small thing flying in from the left side of the image? It’s a lit match.
Eric the Red
Another example of my razor sharp wit, this is a drawing of famous viking leader Eric the Red. Originally this drawing was in blue ball point pen, hence Eric’s protest. Also, just in case you don’t know what a ruler is, I decided to illustrate one below Eric. Now that I have given you all a ruler drawing maybe I can FINALLY stop getting email requests for them.
Gunpowder Pope
That sounds like a great name for a band. This doodle springs from the eternal question: “What if the Pope suddenly began to turn into gunpowder, leaving a flammable trail wherever he went?” At least that was a nagging question in my mind during this doodle’s production. Looks like all those candles the catholics like so much finally caught up to the old Vicar of Christ.
That’s it for this installment. Check back for more drawings by a retard so you can laugh and throw virtual beer cans at him.
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-Andy
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Headspike
Some people like piercings. Some people like them a lot. This dude likes them so much he not only pierced his ear, but his jawbone as well, and drove a spike into the top of his head to boot. At the time it seemed like the next logical extreme in body modification, and I’m still surprised I haven’t seen this done at all. Check out that chin too. It doesn’t look kind of like an ass at all. It looks EXACTLY like an ass.
Boxy
It looks like Boxy (that’s his name) here has seen better days. I don’t know why he’s dead, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that his head isn’t attached to his little box body. He is completely dismembered for that matter. Perhaps he was killed because of his atrocious hairstyling. I mean look at it. Just one hair carefully curled over and over into a spring-like shape. If you’re going bald don’t try to salvage your looks by taking your single 6-foot long hair and piling it up on top. You deserved everything you got for that bullshit Boxy.
Crazy Viking
Look out! He’s CRAAAAZY! I know if I was a viking I would absolutely have a belt buckle with my cultural heritage stamped onto it. As it stands all my belt buckles are made of NES controllers, and that isn’t nearly as cool as being a viking. It looks like he has a collection of bones down at his feet, and I assume they belong to his latest victim. There seem to be a few bones missing, as well as all of the organs and flesh. We can only assume that Crazy Viking ate the rest. Hey, that amazing physique doesn’t come from eating Cheetos and Panda Express.
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-Andy
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