If there’s one thing politicians are good at it’s scandals. On the most basic level their “job” is to get elected, and stay elected. Once you’re in the only things you have to remember are A) keep saying pretty things to make people forget you don’t do/know anything, and B) don’t make grabs at other guy’s wieners in airport bathrooms. It is incredible what is dug up on some of the guys we elect.

It’s about to get a whole lot more fun though. This is the Web 2.0 revolution everyone! What happens in 20-30 years when the parade of retards inhabiting Facebook starts running for office? People are not only creating skeletons for their closets faster than ever before, they’re making sure to record the whole thing for posterity as well! Lets take a look into the future to see what the scandals in the year 2032 look like.  Clickity click for big.

G W K Bush Drops White House Bid Amidst MySpace Controversy

Treasury Secretary Frudy Resigns under WOW Scandal

Senator Laughed out of Office for Viral Video

There’s probably a million typos in those things, but they’re images and I won’t fix ‘em now so just pretend with the power of imagination they aren’t there.

-Andy